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Indian Team Manager : "Hello" (over Phone)

Caller :"Can I talk to dada Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."

Indian Team Manager: "Sorry,he went to bat"

Dada's friend: "No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

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An insect falls into a mug of beer...

African : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

Indian: Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, blames it as long term ISI operation, terms the insect as a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the beer and demand that US should declare Pakistan a terrorist state.

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Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator:
"COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS?"

Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR ..."

Laloo: "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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A new Bihari lecturer was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.

So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he didn't know how to put it in English..

He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me". The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow me" and went inside the class..........

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Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

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The Collections of Tamil Thattuvam...

* Engineering Collegela Padichi Engineer Agalam. Aana Presidency Collegela Padichi President Aga Mudiyuma???


* Bus Stop Kitta Wait Panna Bus Varum... Full Stop Kitta Wait Panna Full Varuma???


* Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum... Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum... Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum


* Oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Sathama Korratai Vittalum... Un Korattaya Nee Kaekamudiyadhu....


* Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna Mudiyuma???


* Enna Than 500 Km Speedula Puyal Kathu Adhichalum, Cycleluku Pump Vachi Than Kathu Adikanum.... Enna Ulagam Idhu...


* Auto Driver Ala Auto Otta Mudiyam!!! But Screw Driverala Screw Otta Mudiyum A???


* Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu..


* School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aanna Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyaadhu........


* Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum?? Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!! Idhuthan Valkai


* Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa?


* Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu....

End of beautiful tamil thattuvams..

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A cowboy meets an Indian lying by the side of the road with his ear stuck to the ground. Curious about this Indian custom, he asks what's going on.

The Indian answers: "Big wagon, four wheels, four horses, wagon carry white man, rifle in arms, by side of white man pretty woman, long hair, woman have newborn baby in arms."

Surprised, the cowboy says:
"Gosh Darn! I had heard of the ability of Indians to detect if horses or a wagon were coming only by putting their ear to the ground, but you've surprised me. How is it that you can give so many details just by putting your ear to the ground?"

"It's that it just ran over me!"

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A Rich Indian Into A Newyork City Bank And Asked For A Loan Officer. He Said He Was Going To Europe On Business For Two Weeks And Needed To Borrow $ 5000. The Loan Officer Said The Bank Would Need Some Some Security For Such Loan. The Indian Then Handed Over The Keys To A Rolls Royce That Was Parked On The Street In Front Of The Bank. Everything Verified And The Loan Officer Accepted The Car As Collateral For The Loan. An Employee Then Drove The Rolls Into The Bank's Underground Garage And Parked It There. Two Weeks Later The Indian Returned,repaid The $5000 And The Interest , Which Came To $15.41. The Officer Said " We Do Appreciate Business And This Transaction Has Worked Out Very Nicely,but We Are A Bit Puzzled. While You Were Away, We Checked & Found That You Are A Multi-millionaire. What Puzzles Is You Would Borrow $5000?" The Indian Said:" Where Else In Newyork Can I Park My Car For $15.41?

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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates ...............

"Look everything should be in balance. For every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.... And here is south America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance."

One of the angels asked... "God, what is this beautiful country here?"

God said "Aha...that is the crown piece of all. INDIA. My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold....."

The angel was quite surprised "But God you said everything should be in balance."

God replied "Look at the neighbors I gave them" !!

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A man and his wife were walking on a busy street. Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady:
"Oh sundari!!! andhha huu. sawa panch rupya de de" (Oh beautiful!! I am blind give me five and a quarter rupees)

At once her husband told her: "de de, de de, tujhhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andhha hi hai!!" (Give him what he asks, If he thinks you are beautiful then there is no doubt that he is blind!!)

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An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.

He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"

The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
"Can you see the river?"

"Yes"

"Can you see the bridge over it?"

"Of course", said the minister.

"10 per cent", said the senator smugly.

Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.

"How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?', he asked.

The minister called him to the window.
"See the river over there?"

"Sure", cried the senator.

"Can you see the bridge over it?"

The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - "No, I don't see any bridge."

"100 percent", said the minister!!

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A Mallu female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN."

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."

The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW......BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ........Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Thank you."

The Manager Fainted................

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Dad to his feiend:

My wife is unhappy because our son is marrying an american girl.

I am happy because he is not marrying an american boy.

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The Collections of Thattuvangal...

* Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum...............!


* Ni Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..


* Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!


* Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum....


* Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam... Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu....


* Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma


* Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu


* Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa


* Ella 'New Year'um Onnanthethiyil Thaan Varum Aana Ella Onnanthediyum 'New Year' Aaguma???


* Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu...


* Kosu Kadicha Tortoise Aethivakkalam Aana Tortoise Kadicha Kosu Aethivakka Mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!!!

* Key Boardla Key Irrukkum Anna Mother Boardla Mother Irupangala??

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3 Cockroaches r going in a line the
first cockroach sings ASHIK BANAYA
song then remaining 2 Cockroaches
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because ASHIK BANAYA is a HIT song