Ellimist

HOW TO CATCH A LION

Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and
opposite
reaction.Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher
relative
velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you
can trap it easily.

Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to
be in
the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.Perform an
inverse
transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

Thermodynamic Procedure:

We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to
pass it
except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

Integration Differential Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where
in the
result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t
lion to trace out the lion

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a
Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to
Lion.

Indian Police Method:

catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that its a Lion.

GOT FRUSTRATED
Now lets kill the lion.

Rajnikanth Method (Baba style)
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion
will
live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ramarajan Method :

Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die
notwithstanding
that heavy weight.

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it,
while it's
sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a
dark room
with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The
lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love
with
each other. Send another lioness in to t he
forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first
lioness and
the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both
lions.
Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't
understand
right.ok.read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US. and kill it in a good scenic
location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka Gandhi method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.

George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him

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abg88

r u a scientist

Ellimist

LOL no. Why do you ask?
You don't have to be a scientist to know about Schrodinger's wave equation.

PS : I'm a student reading in class XI.

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abg88

hey its jus for fun dude

sr106

very interesting matter to think..