Santa Banta jokes

saggygenius · 03-02-2008, 07:18 PM

Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”
Santa: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch.”
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Santa was was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa's Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons?
Santa's Sons: We are here. Dad!
Santa: Where is Banta?
Banta: I am also here.
Santa: Then! who is at the shop.
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Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.
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Once Banta went to meet Santa.
Banta:When do U get up after a nice nap.
Santa:As soon as the sun's rays enter my room through the window Banta: Don't u find it too early.
Santa:No my window is towards the west, not towards the east.
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abg88 · 03-02-2008, 09:05 PM

good jokes get going

goodforu · 03-02-2008, 10:48 PM

nice jokes

rajashekar · 03-02-2008, 11:17 PM

wow nice joke

goodforu · 03-02-2008, 11:25 PM

welcome rajashekar

sr106 · 03-02-2008, 11:34 PM

very nice joke..

03-02-2008, 07:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
saggygenius SUB Mega Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: mumbai Posts: 1,084	Santa Banta jokes Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time” Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.” Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?” Santa: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch.” __________________________________________________ __________________ Santa was was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife? Santa's Wife: I am here. Santa: Where are my sons? Santa's Sons: We are here. Dad! Santa: Where is Banta? Banta: I am also here. Santa: Then! who is at the shop. __________________________________________________ _______________ Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark. Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters. __________________________________________________ _______________ Once Banta went to meet Santa. Banta:When do U get up after a nice nap. Santa:As soon as the sun's rays enter my room through the window Banta: Don't u find it too early. Santa:No my window is towards the west, not towards the east. __________________________________________________ _______________

03-02-2008, 10:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
goodforu SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 524	nice jokes __________________ Good for u

03-02-2008, 11:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
goodforu SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 524	welcome rajashekar __________________ Good for u

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abg88 SUB Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 171	good jokes get going

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rajashekar SUB Rising Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 51	wow nice joke

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sr106 SUB Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 252	very nice joke..