Engineering viva

amitesh ghate · 03-05-2008, 07:37 PM

Engineering viva

interviewer : how does an electric motor run?

student : dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr
rrrrrr............................................ ................

interviewer shouts : stop it

student : dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
dhup dhup dhup dhushhhhhh.....

abg88 · 03-05-2008, 11:00 PM

ha ha ha ha

pratik_0088 · 03-05-2008, 11:09 PM

hahahhah
we are dat kind of engg's ahhhhhhhhh

v4u · 03-06-2008, 12:22 AM

read t before

bond007 · 03-07-2008, 03:38 PM

funny 1.....but i heard that b4.....from my sir (who iironically is an engineer!!)

saggygenius · 03-08-2008, 08:56 AM

lolzzzzz, gr8 joke yaar
post some more

here are few from my side
__________________________________________________ ____________________________
Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
__________________________________________________ ____________________________
Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year.
__________________________________________________ ________________________

A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke down the door. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair.

The instructions on the bottle said:

1. Wet hair
2. Apply shampoo
3. Lather
4. Rinse
5. Repeat
__________________________________________________ _________________________

starman · 03-08-2008, 05:25 PM

lol nice joke simple but nice !!

amitesh ghate · 03-08-2008, 05:48 PM

once Our the great Santa was appearing engineering exam which was optional type, having 2 options for each question
all students were busy in solving there papers
but The great Santa was doing the toss for selecting those options for each question .
teacher looked at Santa and understood what he was doing as he was using such diff. tricks at each paper
but after some time all students completed there papers and start leaving the exam hall but Santa was still doing the Toss teacher reach there and Santa about that
Santa replied
"oye sir wo kya hai na menu paper to kabhika solve ho gayasi par abhi sare answers our ek bar verify kar raha tha esliye thoda time laga ji"

bunty · 03-10-2008, 12:24 AM

I already no this i received it as a msg it is still in my inbox

amitesh ghate · 03-10-2008, 12:59 AM

ya it is a msg received by mobile
but as here is no mobile section yet
i shared it over here
pls reply u enjoyed or not?

03-05-2008, 07:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
amitesh ghate SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 486	Engineering viva Engineering viva interviewer : how does an electric motor run? student : dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr rrrrrr............................................ ................ interviewer shouts : stop it student : dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dhup dhup dhup dhushhhhhh..... __________________ EARN $'S FOR SIMPLY VIEWING THE WEBSITES MIN. PAYOUT FOR 5$ HURRY UP AND REGISTER HERE

03-08-2008, 05:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
amitesh ghate SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 486	once Our the great Santa was appearing engineering exam which was optional type, having 2 options for each question all students were busy in solving there papers but The great Santa was doing the toss for selecting those options for each question . teacher looked at Santa and understood what he was doing as he was using such diff. tricks at each paper but after some time all students completed there papers and start leaving the exam hall but Santa was still doing the Toss teacher reach there and Santa about that Santa replied "oye sir wo kya hai na menu paper to kabhika solve ho gayasi par abhi sare answers our ek bar verify kar raha tha esliye thoda time laga ji" __________________ EARN $'S FOR SIMPLY VIEWING THE WEBSITES MIN. PAYOUT FOR 5$ HURRY UP AND REGISTER HERE

03-10-2008, 12:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
amitesh ghate SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 486	ya it is a msg received by mobile but as here is no mobile section yet i shared it over here pls reply u enjoyed or not? __________________ EARN $'S FOR SIMPLY VIEWING THE WEBSITES MIN. PAYOUT FOR 5$ HURRY UP AND REGISTER HERE

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