leave lettres!

starman · 03-08-2008, 05:27 PM

1.An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my
wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

starman · 03-08-2008, 05:28 PM

2. From an employee who was performing
the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days

starman · 03-08-2008, 05:29 PM

3.Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for
it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!)For the past several
years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the
post.

starman · 03-08-2008, 05:30 PM

I hope you guys enjoy these jokes! reply me so that I will post more!

amitesh ghate · 03-08-2008, 05:35 PM

ya man i enjoyed a lot
i would like to have some more pls keep it up

bond007 · 03-09-2008, 05:08 PM

Enjoyed it .. Please add more..

bunty · 03-10-2008, 12:31 AM

Fine man add some more

v4u · 03-10-2008, 02:38 AM

cool enough

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starman SUB Super Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 350	2. From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days

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starman SUB Super Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 350	3.Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." 4. "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." 9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." 10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." 11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 12. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." 13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!)For the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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starman SUB Super Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 350	I hope you guys enjoy these jokes! reply me so that I will post more!

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bond007 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,520	Enjoyed it .. Please add more..

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bunty SUB Super Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 900	Fine man add some more

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v4u SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 549	cool enough