angel228

so there was this little girl who did great on her repot card so her dad went to get her a gift.So he got her a pink bird.she named it pink pannies.

so the little girl was at school and the bird kept saying pink pannies.
and the dad said if you say pink pannies one more time I'm gonna shove my hand up you.so the bird said pink pannies again so he....

the next day the little girl got a donkey named ass...
he kept saying ass so the dad said if you say ass one more time I'm gonna kick your ass all the way down the street.so he said ass...and the dad....

the next day he got her a cat she named it pussy....so the cat kept saying pussy
the dad said if you say pussy one more time i'm gonna shave you bald...so the cat said pussy and the dad....

so the next day the little girl went to school crying and the teacher asked whats the matter she said.."well my daddy kicked my ass down the street,shoved his hand in my pink pannies,and shaved my pussy."

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