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Old 03-16-2008, 04:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Letter From Grandma
I got a letter from Grandma the other day.

She writes: The other day, I went up to a
local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if
you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling
particularly sassy that day, because I had
just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting; so I
bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting
experience that followed!!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy
intersection, just lost in thought about the
Lord and how good He is... and I didn't
notice that the light had changed. It is a
good thing someone else loves Jesus because
if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!

Why, while I was sitting there, the guy
behind me started honking like crazy, and
then he leaned out of his window and
screamed, "For the love of GOD!! GO! Jesus
Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he
was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out
of my window and started waving and smiling
at all these loving people. I even honked my
horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back
there because I heard him yelling something
about a "sunny beach"....

I saw another waving in a funny way with only
his middle finger stuck up in the air. I
asked my teenage grandson, in the back seat,
what that meant. Ina strange voice He said
that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
sign or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I
leaned out the window and gave him the good
luck sign back.

My grandson burst out laughing... why, even
he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in
the joy of the moment that they got out of
their cars and started walking towards me. I
bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
attended, but this is when I noticed the
light had changed. I waved to all my sisters
and brothers, grinning, and drove on through
the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through
the intersection before the light changed
again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to
leave them after all the love we had shared;
so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the
window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good
luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Grandma.

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