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THE SILENT TREATMENT


A man and his wife were having some problems
at home

and were giving each other the silent
treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day
he would need his wife

to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece

of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left
it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to
discover it


was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.




Furious, he was about to go to see why his
wife hadn't wakened him when he

noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The
paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."


Men are not equipped for these kinds of
contests.

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God may have created man before woman, but
there


is always a rough draft before the
masterpiece.

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