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jazz · 03-18-2008, 05:58 PM

Sardar: shanti (kaamwali) ko bulao!
Wife: kyon
Sard@r: Dr ne bola hai
k raat ko tonik
aur goli khaao Aur
shanti k saath so jao

jazz · 03-19-2008, 11:40 AM

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.

After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.

After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only".
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.

Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said, "I forgot the room key which is on the manager's table".
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end".
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys were in my pocket only".
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.

After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:

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....

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" This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this

jazz · 03-19-2008, 11:45 AM

A sardaar went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time, Sardaar asks: Behen ji, tussi kitne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaisey to 3 hain, par abb 4 ho gaye.

jazz · 03-19-2008, 11:50 AM

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

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03-18-2008, 05:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	Sardar: shanti (kaamwali) ko bulao! Wife: kyon Sard@r: Dr ne bola hai k raat ko tonik aur goli khaao Aur shanti k saath so jao

03-19-2008, 11:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out. After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, "I forgot the room key which is on the manager's table". They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys were in my pocket only". With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied: .... .... .... .... " This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this

03-19-2008, 11:45 AM	#18 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	A sardaar went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Sardaar asks: Behen ji, tussi kitne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaisey to 3 hain, par abb 4 ho gaye.

03-19-2008, 11:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."