bond007

Once there was a stupid boy... One day in class the teacher gave the students a homework to write some phrases. So that boy very much confused went home.
He went to his father and asked him for a phrase. Dad was reading newspaper. He got annoyed and said "shut up". The any wrote that. Then he went to his mother and asked the same question. Mom said "not today , tomorrow" . He wrote that down. He then went to his brother. His brother was just about to finish a call. He said "thank you." the boy wrote that down. The next day when he was going in a bus to school he saw written "ladies first". He reached school. Teacher asked him to read his sentence. He said, shut up. Teacher got angry and told him to go out of class. He said, "not today tomorrow" . Teacher got more angry and slapped him. He said thank you. Then teacher told "come to the principal office" the boy said "ladies first."