angel228

A man and his wife are returning from
holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy
themselves some pets, he bought a snake while
the woman got a skunk.
As they are passing through airport control
they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH
QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her
husband and asks what they should do. After
thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up
with a plan
"what I'll do is tie the snake around my
waist and try to pretend that it's a snake
skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the
skunk?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up
your skirt"
"but what about the smell?" the woman asks.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it
dies!"

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