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message Interesting Things you find Out When
you have sons...

- A king size waterbed holds enough water to
fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

- If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and
run over them with roller blades, they can
ignite.

- A 3 year old boy's voice is louder than 200
adults in a crowded restaurant.

- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan,
the motor is strong enough to rotatea 42
pound boy. It is strong enough, however, if
tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all 4
walls of a 20x20ft. room.

- When you hear the toilet flush and the
words, "uh-oh" it's already too late.

-Brake fluid mixed with clorox makes smoke,
and lots of it.

-A 6 year old can start fire with a flint
rock even though a 36 year old man says they
can only do that in the movies.

-Certain legos will pass through the
digestive tract of a 4year old.

-"Play dough" and "microwave" should not be
used in the same sentence.

-Super glue is forever

-No matter how much jell-o you put in a pool,
you still can't walk on water.

- Pool filters do not like Jell-o.

-Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

- Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise
when driving.

-You probably DO NOT want to know what that
odor is.

Always look in the oven before you turn it
on; plastis toys do not like ovens.

-The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5
min response time.

-The spin cycle on the washing machine does
not make earthworms dizzy.

-It will, however, make cats dizzy.

-Cats throw up twice their body weight when
dizzy.

-80% of women will pass this on to almost all
of their friends, with or without kids.

-80% of men who read this

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