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KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in
church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back
seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was
wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up
in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys."

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One particular four-year-old prayed,

"And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as
they

were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are sleeping."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,
Kevin 5, and Ryan 3

The boys began to argue over who would get
the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,


"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.


"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad
replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl
replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

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