angel228

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert,
wandering aimlessly and close to death. They
are close to just lying down and waiting for
the
inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees
bacon I ahm sure of eet."

"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up
the next sand dune, and there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture .
there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured
pig meat.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon
tree!"

"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?; We
ees in the Desert don't forget."

"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage
that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees
a bacon tree".

And with that ...Luis races toward the tree.
He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe
following closely behind, when all of a
sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut
down in his tracks.

It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true
friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe
with his dying breath.

"Pepe...go back man,you was right...ees not a
bacon tree."

Luis Luis, mi amigo...what ees it?

"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...

Ees..........



Ees...

Ees.........



Ees....




... Eees a Ham Bush

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