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He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a
bra; you've got nothing to put in
it.
She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
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He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand
by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa.
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He said . . .. What have you been doing with
all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said ..... Turn sideways and look in the
mirror!
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On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband
follows me everywhere" Written
just below it . " I do not"
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Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in
the world does it take to do
the dishes?
A.Both of them.
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Q.How does a man show that he is planning for
the future?
A.He buys two cases of beer.
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Q.What is the difference between men and
government bonds?
A.The bonds mature.
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Q..Why are blonde jokes so short?
A.So men can remember them.
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Q.How many men does it take to change a roll
of toilet paper?
A.We don't know, It has never happened.
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Q.What do you call a woman who knows where
her husband is every night?
A.. A widow.
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Q.Why are married women heavier than single
women?
A.Single women come home, see what's in the
fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed
and go to the fridge.
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Q.What is the one thing that all men at
singles bars have in common?
A.They're married.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman
so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make
her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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