angel228

> >Two Irish Priests decided to go to
Hawaii on vacation. They were determined
> >to make this a real vacation by not
wearing anything that would identify
> >them as clergy.
> >
> >As soon as the plane landed, they
headed for a store and bought some really
> >outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
sunglasses, etc.
> >
> >The next morning, they went to the
beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.
> >They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the
> >scenery when a "drop-dead gorgeous"
topless blonde in a thong bikini came
> >walking straight towards them.
> >
> >They couldn't help but stare.
> >
> >As the blonde passed them, she
smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good

> >morning, Father," nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then
> >she passed on by.
> >
> >They were both stunned. How in the
world did she know they were priests?
> >
> >So the next day, they went back to
the store and bought even more
> >outrageous outfits. These were so
loud, you could hear them before you even
> >saw them!
> >
> >Once again, in their new attire,
they settled on the beach in their chairs
> >to enjoy the sunshine.
> >
> >After a while, the same gorgeous,
topless blonde, wearing a string bikini,
> >taking her sweet time, came walking
toward them.
> >
> >Again she nodded at each of them,
said "Good morning, Father. Good morning,
> >Father," and started to walk away.
> >
> >One of the Irish Priests couldn't
stand it any longer and said, "Just a
> >minute, young lady!"
> >
> >"Yes, Father?"
> >
> >"We are Priests and proud of it, but
I have to know... how in the world do
> >you know we are Priests, dressed as
we are?" She replied, "Father, it's me,
> >Sister Kathleen

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