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THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:
The year's gone by, but they are pretty neat,
so...enjoy!

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Imagine that!


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert
Says

No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


Now that's taking things a bit far!


Is There a Ring of Debris

around Uranus?

Whaaat??


Panda Mating Fails;

Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!


Miners Refuse to Work

after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!


Juvenile Court to Try

Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair
trial!


War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,

It May Last Awhile

You think?!


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;

Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct
tape?!]


Man Struck By Lightning:

Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
Group

Weren't they fat enough?!


Astronaut Takes Blame for

Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Taste like chicken?


Local High School Dropouts

Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


Hospitals are Sued by

7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


; Did I read that sign right?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's
your turn to spread the stupidity and send
this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good
laugh, at least once a day

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