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God appears to a man and says "You'll have to
quit the fags, drink and sex if you wanna go
to heaven...."
a week later god re-appears and asks him
how its going..? He says "the fags and
drink were easy but when the wife bent over
to take the meat out the freezer, i had to
give her one there and then.." god says
"they don't like that sort of thing in
heaven..."
the man replies "they don't lie it in
f**kin asda either !!!

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