Viagra as a diet pill

JoniMontana · 02-02-2008, 05:33 PM

Viagra as a diet pill

One morning a long-wed couple were in an amorous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast... eggs, bacon, toast..."

The husband says: "No, I'm not hungry; the Viagra takes away my appetite."

Later in the day, the wife says: "Sweetheart, I want to do something for you, let me fix you a nice wholesome lunch, fresh salad with your favorite ingredients, steamed veggies, and some grilled fish fillets..."

The husband again refuses, "I'm just not hungry after using that Viagra."

Long about dinner time, the wife tries again, "Are you hungry yet?, I'll fix a steak and potatoes dinner with hot rolls."

The husband still refuses, "No, that Viagra just kills my appetite."

The wife then firmly says "well, I'm getting something to eat, so get OFF of me!!!"

bond007 · 02-22-2008, 12:50 PM

another gr8 viagra joke!!!!

02-02-2008, 05:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
JoniMontana SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Israel Posts: 395	Viagra as a diet pill Viagra as a diet pill One morning a long-wed couple were in an amorous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast... eggs, bacon, toast..." The husband says: "No, I'm not hungry; the Viagra takes away my appetite." Later in the day, the wife says: "Sweetheart, I want to do something for you, let me fix you a nice wholesome lunch, fresh salad with your favorite ingredients, steamed veggies, and some grilled fish fillets..." The husband again refuses, "I'm just not hungry after using that Viagra." Long about dinner time, the wife tries again, "Are you hungry yet?, I'll fix a steak and potatoes dinner with hot rolls." The husband still refuses, "No, that Viagra just kills my appetite." The wife then firmly says "well, I'm getting something to eat, so get OFF of me!!!" __________________ Earn Cash From Surf in the network!!! Click here!!! Proxy \| Nothing Here OriAmiga.net

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
irish diet	angel228	Jokes	0	03-14-2008 02:02 PM
Diet Tribe	sallyxu126	Jokes	0	03-12-2008 09:50 AM
This pill allows you to fly	sallyxu126	Jokes	0	03-04-2008 07:36 AM
Coffee and Viagra	JoniMontana	Jokes	1	02-22-2008 12:53 PM
Death of Viagra User	JoniMontana	Jokes	1	02-22-2008 12:49 PM

02-22-2008, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
bond007 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,520	another gr8 viagra joke!!!!