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Old 03-19-2008, 12:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Sharing of Marriage

The sharing of marriage..The old man placed
an order for one hamburger, french fries and
a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half,placing one half in
front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French
fries, dividing them into two piles and
neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a
sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of
hamburger, the people around them were
looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old
couple – all they can afford is one meal for
the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man
came to the table and politely offered to buy
another meal for the old couple. The old man
said, they were just fine - they were used to
sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little
old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there
watching her husband eat and occasionally
taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged
them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said "No, thank you,
we are used to sharing everything."


Finally, as the old man finished and was
wiping his face neatly with the napkin,
the young man again came over to the little
old lady Who had yet to eat a single bite of
food and asked
"What is it you are waiting for?"


She answered


"THE TEETH."

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