angel228

There was a Englishman, an Scotsman and a
Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a
choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a
slow death.

So the Englishman said, "Shoot me right in
the head." Boom, he was dead instantly. Then
the Scotsman said, "Just hang me." Snap! he
was dead. Then the Irishman said, "Give me
some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell
down laughing. The guards looked at each
other and wondered what was wrong with this
guy. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another
one of those shots," so the guards did. Now
he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from
his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with
you?"

The Irishman replied,"You guys are so
stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."

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