angel228

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night
Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic
on the [censored]tails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they
needed to pee.

They were very near a graveyard and one of
them suggested they do their business behind
a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so
she thought she'd take off her panties, use
them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather
expensive underwear set and didn't want to
ruin hers but was
lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
that was on one of the graves and proceeded
to wipe herself with that.

After finishing, they then made off for home.


The next day the first woman's husband phoned
the other husband and said, "These damn girls
night out have got to stop. My wife came home
last night without her panties."

"That's nothing, said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck between the
cheeks of her ass that said, "From All of Us
At the Fire Station, We'll Never Forget You."

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