angel228

There's a scouser,pakistani,& a geordie in
the maternity hospital waiting room.The
midwife comes out of the delivery room in a
state of distress and explains that all three
babies were born at the same time and the
hospital is unsure who's baby belongs to
who.Midwife says "go & see if you can
recognise your offspring".Geordie goes first
& instantly picks the coloured baby.Pakistani
says "dont you think its likely that thats
my baby.Geordie says "listen fella theres a
scouser in there and im not taking any
chances on the other two

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