No Dogs Allowed

JoniMontana · 02-02-2008, 05:53 PM

No Dogs Allowed

A man goes to a bar with his dog.
He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.
The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."
The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs."
The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

bulletservice · 02-04-2008, 08:03 PM

hahaha Chihuahua

If I am not wrong Chihuahua=smallest breed of dog??

02-02-2008, 05:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
JoniMontana SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Israel Posts: 395	No Dogs Allowed No Dogs Allowed A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?" __________________ Earn Cash From Surf in the network!!! Click here!!! Proxy \| Nothing Here OriAmiga.net

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02-04-2008, 08:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
bulletservice Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 440	hahaha Chihuahua If I am not wrong Chihuahua=smallest breed of dog??