Hansie cronje and yamraj

rajsharma_85 · 02-02-2008, 09:14 PM

Hard fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hansie Cronje ( Former South African Player ) went to hell....

As he stood in front of Yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind. he asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Hansie, "Who's clock is that?"

"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."

"And whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Hansie asked, "Where's Ricky's (Ricky Ponting) clock?"

Yamraj replied, "Ricky's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a ceiling fan"

playboy · 02-02-2008, 11:09 PM

hahaha good one

JoniMontana · 02-02-2008, 11:21 PM

hmm nice one

bulletservice · 02-04-2008, 07:51 PM

Hehehe

bond007 · 03-04-2008, 02:04 PM

nice one.......

abg88 · 03-04-2008, 05:50 PM

good joke.... keep posting more of this kind

starman · 03-04-2008, 08:18 PM

hehehe nice joke! this forum looks cool! nice jokes

bunty · 03-10-2008, 03:04 AM

Hmmm... Nice one

02-02-2008, 09:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
rajsharma_85 SUB Introducing Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25	Hansie cronje and yamraj Hard fact!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hansie Cronje ( Former South African Player ) went to hell.... As he stood in front of Yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind. he asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Hansie, "Who's clock is that?" "That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie." "And whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Hansie asked, "Where's Ricky's (Ricky Ponting) clock?" Yamraj replied, "Ricky's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a ceiling fan"

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