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A woman has just found here husband was cheating on her. She is walking down the street and finds a magic lamp with a genie in it. The genie tells her he will grant her 3 wishes but whatever she wishes for, her husband gets twice as much. She first wishes for $10 million. The genie granys her the wish but her husband gets $20 million. She then wishes that she was beautiful. Her wish is granted but her husband is twice as beautiful. The genie says "This is your final wish, think carefully" The woman says "I wish you'd scare me half to death"