The Less You Know, The More You Make

bulletservice · 02-04-2008, 07:06 PM

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

bond007 · 03-04-2008, 01:03 PM

hahahahahahahaha thats gr8......

abg88 · 03-04-2008, 04:50 PM

very good

starman · 03-04-2008, 07:17 PM

good joke!!lol!

bunty · 03-10-2008, 02:09 AM

Good joke dude you have good knowledge in science

02-04-2008, 07:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
bulletservice Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 440	The Less You Know, The More You Make "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make.

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bond007 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,520	hahahahahahahaha thats gr8......

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abg88 SUB Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 171	very good

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starman SUB Super Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 350	good joke!!lol!

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bunty SUB Super Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 900	Good joke dude you have good knowledge in science