Interview , very funny, comedy

Tracker2 · 02-07-2008, 04:11 PM

Do you want to know what exactly a funny Interview ? Then Read below.....

Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Father's Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Native Place Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ? Candidate : Metric Pass Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : And What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Money Problem Sir Officer : Describe Your Personality Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Is It Now Candidate : My Performance....? Officer : Mp !!! Candidate : What Is That Sir..? Officer : Mentally Puncture

bulletservice · 02-07-2008, 05:52 PM

M.P. -> Mentally Puncture hahahahaha......

jazz · 02-09-2008, 03:08 PM

One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.
"I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second"
So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.
The CEO says "We don't approve of womanizing!"
The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking"

jazz · 02-09-2008, 03:29 PM

young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

bloggy · 02-09-2008, 05:20 PM

Ha ha the first joke was hilarious

Mp Mp Mp and Mp.. The officer gone mad and not the candidate

amol_cool · 02-09-2008, 08:14 PM

good one...

keep them more coming...

02-07-2008, 04:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tracker2 SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 311	Interview , very funny, comedy Do you want to know what exactly a funny Interview ? Then Read below..... Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Father's Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir Officer : Your Native Place Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ? Candidate : Metric Pass Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : And What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Money Problem Sir Officer : Describe Your Personality Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : What Is It Now Candidate : My Performance....? Officer : Mp !!! Candidate : What Is That Sir..? Officer : Mentally Puncture

02-09-2008, 05:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
bloggy SUB Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 186	Ha ha the first joke was hilarious Mp Mp Mp and Mp.. The officer gone mad and not the candidate __________________ spicy forums

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bulletservice Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 440	M.P. -> Mentally Puncture hahahahaha......

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jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers. "I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second" So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away. The CEO says "We don't approve of womanizing!" The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking"

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jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

02-09-2008, 08:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
amol_cool SUB Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 122	good one... keep them more coming...