few SMS jokes

saggygenius · 02-10-2008, 10:20 AM

A boy trying to propose a girl, finally proposed in a unique way :-

"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar mujhe dogi.."

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.

Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.

Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.

Aap + Apki hasi =

bhago BHOOt aaya..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
funniest chain message
Aaj saturday hai"
Is MSG ko DUS logo ko bhejiye...
.N Believe me
..
..
..

7 din baad phir saturday aa jayega
=))

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what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?

1) both are hott

2) both look better while going down

3) both disappear by night
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que:- wat is confidence?
ans :-once ten boys deside to purpose a girl,
9 boy came with rose and
1 with CONDOM..!
Thats the confidence

harshads · 02-10-2008, 07:35 PM

ROFL!!
Keep posting new jokes here

Digital-ace.com · 02-10-2008, 07:38 PM

Thanks good for sms sending

beck7 · 02-10-2008, 11:55 PM

Haha

Its great

Thanks for sharing mate!

bulletservice · 02-11-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

funniest chain message
Aaj saturday hai"
Is MSG ko DUS logo ko bhejiye...
.N Believe me
..
..
..

7 din baad phir saturday aa jayega
=))

Hahaha... Very funny

jazz · 02-13-2008, 11:39 PM

Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.

jazz · 02-13-2008, 11:40 PM

There r 8 ways 2 describe u...:nice...friendly...so cute...loving...very sweet...funny...charming...thoughtful..in short,u r juz like me...

jazz · 02-13-2008, 11:46 PM

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

jazz · 02-13-2008, 11:47 PM

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

jazz · 02-13-2008, 11:48 PM

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

jazz · 02-13-2008, 11:48 PM

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

jazz · 02-13-2008, 11:58 PM

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

chaitanyatvk · 02-16-2008, 12:50 AM

Haha, funny sms joke keep posting jokes

saggygenius · 02-16-2008, 08:40 AM

70 yr old man-Doc meri age me SeX style kya hona chahiyeDoc-Doggy style,Man-Aapka matlab peeche se,Doc-Nahi,sirf suungh aur cht k
__________________________________________________ __________________________
Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti ho
Us train ko kya kahenge....?

Socho....
Socho....
Socho....

Maalgadi.. Yaar
__________________________________________________ ________________________
Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver-j bus teri Ma lagti hai?
Nahin.To kya Behan lagti hai?Nahi.To phir chadne kyo ni d
__________________________________________________ __________________________--
Girl(another girl)Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se bat karna pasand karti ho?She Replied: Agar Phone nazdek pada ho to kabi kar leti hoon

harshads · 02-17-2008, 02:00 PM

02-10-2008, 10:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
saggygenius SUB Mega Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: mumbai Posts: 1,084	few SMS jokes A boy trying to propose a girl, finally proposed in a unique way :- "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar mujhe dogi.." Bijli + Badal = Savan aya. Barat + Baja = Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare = vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = bhago BHOOt aaya.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- funniest chain message Aaj saturday hai" Is MSG ko DUS logo ko bhejiye... .N Believe me .. .. .. 7 din baad phir saturday aa jayega =)) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR? 1) both are hott 2) both look better while going down 3) both disappear by night ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- que:- wat is confidence? ans :-once ten boys deside to purpose a girl, 9 boy came with rose and 1 with CONDOM..! Thats the confidence __________________ POST COUNT Doesn't matter , its wat u post that matter Last edited by saggygenius : 02-10-2008 at 10:27 AM.

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02-10-2008, 07:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
harshads SUB Rising Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 74	ROFL!! Keep posting new jokes here

02-13-2008, 11:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.

02-13-2008, 11:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	There r 8 ways 2 describe u...:nice...friendly...so cute...loving...very sweet...funny...charming...thoughtful..in short,u r juz like me...

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jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

02-13-2008, 11:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

02-13-2008, 11:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

02-13-2008, 11:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

02-13-2008, 11:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
jazz SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 726	Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

02-16-2008, 12:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
chaitanyatvk SUB Rising Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: India Posts: 86	Haha, funny sms joke keep posting jokes

02-16-2008, 08:40 AM	#14 (permalink)
saggygenius SUB Mega Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: mumbai Posts: 1,084	70 yr old man-Doc meri age me SeX style kya hona chahiyeDoc-Doggy style,Man-Aapka matlab peeche se,Doc-Nahi,sirf suungh aur cht k __________________________________________________ __________________________ Jis train me sundar ladkiya safar karti ho Us train ko kya kahenge....? Socho.... Socho.... Socho.... Maalgadi.. Yaar __________________________________________________ ________________________ Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver-j bus teri Ma lagti hai? Nahin.To kya Behan lagti hai?Nahi.To phir chadne kyo ni d __________________________________________________ __________________________-- Girl(another girl)Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se bat karna pasand karti ho?She Replied: Agar Phone nazdek pada ho to kabi kar leti hoon

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