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Old 02-13-2008, 06:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 10PM News

I walked into a sports bar Down in Ala. around
9:58 PM. I sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Me and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
I said, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
I placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're
on!


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to
Me, saying, Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
I replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
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hey nice really funny!

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