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Boss: Where were you born?
>sardar : Punjab..
>Boss : which part?
>sardar : Kya which part? Whole body born in punjab.
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>2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
>Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
>sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
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>Sardar : What is the name of your car?
>Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
>Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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>Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you are removing a wheel from your auto.
>sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheelers.
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>Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
>Rs.10 /- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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>Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
>Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
>Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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>On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
>Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile?
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>Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see
>any
>one before you die?
>Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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>How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
>Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
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>Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
>Banta: Thank God! I thought it was’nt a new one.
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>A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
>Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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>In an interview,
>Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
>Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
>Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
>Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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>Banta: U cheated me.
>Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
>Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japanbut radio says This is all
>IndiaRadio!
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>Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
>Santa: Birbal's skeleton.
>Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
>Santa: That was Birbal's skeleton when he was child.

pratik_0088

very funny frnd

v4u

Nice one

goodforu

nice jokes!

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rajashekar

nice jokes carry on the good work