Classroom Jokes---, Enjoy !!

achilies · 02-21-2008, 05:53 AM

*Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

*TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

*TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

*SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this card(report card).

achilies · 02-21-2008, 05:55 AM

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the
other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home

Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game
went into extra time.

bond007 · 03-04-2008, 09:05 PM

good and funny *******

abg88 · 03-04-2008, 11:11 PM

good an d funny buddy... post more of this kind

bunty · 03-10-2008, 02:35 AM

Sir 2 a student:-
"A=B, B=C, so
A=C".
Now tell me an example just like dat.

Student:- Sir I love u, U love ur daughter,
so I love ur daughter :-)

02-21-2008, 05:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
achilies SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 778	Classroom Jokes---, Enjoy !! Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this card(report card).

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02-21-2008, 05:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
achilies SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 778	TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands! Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime." Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

03-04-2008, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
bond007 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,520	good and funny *******

03-04-2008, 11:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
abg88 SUB Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 171	good an d funny buddy... post more of this kind

03-10-2008, 02:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
bunty SUB Super Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 900	Sir 2 a student:- "A=B, B=C, so A=C". Now tell me an example just like dat. Student:- Sir I love u, U love ur daughter, so I love ur daughter :-)