02-24-2008, 09:57 AM
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 |  Quips & quotes Quips & quotes Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet? A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers? A: Subordinate clauses! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus. |
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