Question and answer animal jokes

sallyxu126 · 02-28-2008, 08:01 AM

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.

Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.

Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.

Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
A: Look at the orange mama laid.

Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.

Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break.

Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

sarahFreder · 02-28-2008, 02:15 PM

very nice thread yar. i really enjoyed reading it.

did you prepared by yourself or else you got it from somebody, where?

goodforu · 03-01-2008, 12:23 AM

nice ones but looks little kiddish!

02-28-2008, 08:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
sallyxu126 SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 761	Question and answer animal jokes Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don't know the words. Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar. Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A: He was going to make a long-distance caw. Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? A: Look at the orange mama laid. Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately. Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break. Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea? A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels. Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here? A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

02-28-2008, 02:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
sarahFreder SUB Rising Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 50	very nice thread yar. i really enjoyed reading it. did you prepared by yourself or else you got it from somebody, where? __________________ SEO, online business

03-01-2008, 12:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
goodforu SUB Super Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 524	nice ones but looks little kiddish! __________________ Good for u

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